Felisha, Part 4
just when you thought the trilogy of felisha was the end of the series, there's more! i'ma call this felisha thing a mini series cause i swear, she never ceases to amaze me.
this past friday the usuals went out to the same spots. me and my girl from work decided to car pool cause we live in the same area. we went to meet a couple of our other friends... ike, DSBB, B, and this new chick who started to hang with us named erika (oh shit i just gave her real name).
she met felisha at the all nighter, remember the night felisha wanted to go to the next spot but had no cash flow? yeah, that's when erika met her. before i introduced erika to felisha, i gave her the surgeon general's warning on her. you know... the bitch always be broke, thinks she's the finest thing on the planet AND says she's ALL natural. so when erika met her, she had to dip cause she almost died from laughing and couldn't keep a straight face while talking to her. erika's a cool chick, she's a sista and like me, she's a habitual shit talker. you like her too huh? anyway, even erika said her shit is FAKE!
so we're all doing our own thing, politicking, drinking having a good time. then erika comes up to me and says, "did you see felisha?" i said, "no why? where's my drink? i need it to be next to me" then erika goes, "girl she got the EXACT same outfit on she had on 2 weeks ago, from the top, to the jeans, to the shoes AND the belt!" i was like "nu'uh"... then low and behold felisha comes around the corner and sure enough... she had the same mutha fucking outfit on.
now when we saw that outfit 2 weeks ago, it needed to be retired. why you ask? well the top is "charmeuse" (another fancy term for fake satin). it was white. granted if it was new it would be cute. but keep in mind that i've told you that the bitch is broke and never gets new shit. so anyway, it had a million snags in the top. if you could see that shit in the dark, can you imagine what it looked like in the light? the top was alomost like a bra, so her midriff was showing. i don't usually hate on folks, but seriously, unless you got at least 4 pack. rockin' or a super duper FLAT stomach, i personally don't think that you should be showing that part of your body. i'm not saying the chick has "overages" or "rolls", but that shit ain't cute. not to mention, the back was just a strap and her back is not the prettiest of things, she has discoloration going on all over the place.
it seems as if i have this personal vendetta after the bitch, but seriously... she needs to stop... like yesterday.
posted by jk with an E at 7:32 PM
6 Comments:
Ummmmm...and you got mad because I didn't tell you that you has basil stuck in your teefis after leaving Bravo's. You guys should do something about her. Either don't hang out wif her for a while or somethin'. Either you guys want someone to ridicule or you want a friend.
First tell her that if she doesn't have any money then don't come to the club expecting shyt!!!
Make a point of commenting what she has on and then THE NEXT time you see it, act like it is the first time that you have seen it before. I know how it gets when you either forget if you wore something or that is the only thing you have clean, but if this is ridiculous when it comes to her then make something happen.
I just want you to know that when I seen the title of this blog, my eyes lit up like a Orphan on their first christmas with a rich family.
As you were describin Felisha's outfit, I dont know why I got a visual of a 1920s negro woman...I think it was the "satin" shirt =/
"Either don't hang out wif her for a while or somethin'. Either you guys want someone to ridicule or you want a friend."
co-sign
nev - you KNOW we do NOT "invite" her to hang out with us. if she's out with her other "friends" and we see her out, we're gonna say hi, that would be plain rude to not even acknowledge her presence. but please believe that we are gonna talk shit when we do see her out cause she be doing the same stupid crazy shit. as a matter of fact, remember that hot latina/black chick that was in the red that you told to, "go stand over there" in your drunken stupor? well, felisha was hanging out with her for a minute. i saw her this past weekend and asked her where felisha was, and she gave me this look and said, "oh, i don't know and i don't care." so i'm thinking she pulled the same shit with her and her crew. and that term "friend" you used, i don't even consider her a "friend", she's a friend of a friend so that makes her an aqquaintance... meaning i can talk as much shit about her as i want.
nique - lol @ 1920's negro woman
miguel - refer to nev's reply comment...suckaaaaaaaa!
"go stand over there"...
fuckin brilliant !!!
Damn, and me without my tunin' fork!!! Did I strike a nerve???
Okay, okay...I overstand what the hell you're saying, but I don't wanna hear no more shyt about you telling me about her following ya'll somewhere. Tell her ass to get her act in the wind if you don't wanna be bothered.
And, yeah, I was drunk, but I don't see the need to be bringin' up ol' shyt!!!! She didn't even wanna talk to me the next time I saw her. Oh well...chargin' it to the Crown...and Coke.....and many Bud Lights....and other spirits...
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