Felisha, The Mini Series

ok, ok... i know some of you (nev & miguel) are gonna say some shit like, why are you hanging out with her? for the record.... i DO NOT hang out with her like we call each other and say we're gonna go out and meet @ the club. she happens to frequent the same club i go to and when i see her out i'm gonna say hello. she hangs out with my girl, and most times we gravitate towards the same area.

you think this is gonna be a blog about me talkin' shit about her... but not this time around... it's the other folks that was there that were clownin'! now you know i'ma add my shit as well, but this shit was PURE comedy last night. y'all ready for the story? (i know you are nique...LOL)

so last night we're at the usual place and i see her with the perihperals. so i tell my girl, there goes felisha. so she went to say hello. then i see my boy DSBB. so i go to talk to him for a minute. he asks me if i saw felisha. i said, "yeah. she got something new on" (i know y'all are trippin as much as i was last night). so DSBB tells me that she came up to him and said, "hey DSBB, i look cute tonight huh?" he said he looked straight in her eye for 3 seconds blankly, the looked away, then turned around. LMAO

let me tell you what this chick had on. a black halter, black shorts with a rhinestone belt, and stunna shades. here's where my shit talkin' comes in.... one, the halter was cropped a couple inches too short and i'm pretty sure she's worn that one before, but i could be wrong. two, she was wearing shorts... i mean SHORT shorts. now for most people that wouldn't be a problem right? well, this heifer has an ass full of cellulite bumps on her legs. now, i don't know if the shorts were so tight that it squeezed all the cellulite bumps to her legs, but the shit was a little disgusting. three, SHE HAD STUNNA SHADES ON... at the club. wtf??

my girl brought her camera so she decided to take pictures (no, i am not sharing them with you miguel), every fucking picture she was in she was tryna look "fierce"... all serious and shit. like the stunna shades made her invincible. LOL

the best part of the night was when felisha, my girl and felisha's girl named wanda was standing around and felisha says to my girl, "girl i look cute in my shades tonight huh?"... then wanda says, "them aren't your shades girl. you trippin'." woooooooo, i almost fucking died of laughter.